- My “choice” was Bush or Kerry
- Nobody is impressed with the fact that I smoked pot with Clarence Gatemouth Brown
- They let the great Elton John put out such lame music now
- We spend our lives planning for a future that doesn’t exist (are you enjoying your future)
- Jimmy Buffet sells out 2 nights at Wrigley Field
- The Rolling Stones are thrown on the road each year by their corporate sponsors ($170 tix)
- Alternative medicine has to be an alternative
- Drones put their money into offering plates, but if I meditate….I am the crazy one
- People know about Metallica, but not Entombed
- Lincoln, King, Kennedy, Malcolm X, and Gandhi are dead and Bush is alive
- Pharmacists can ethically decide to not fill a birth control prescription, but will fill every Viagra prescription
- I learned of Piggy’s (Voivod guitarist) death a month after it happened
- I knew the second that Britney (I don’t even have to clarify the name) gave birth
- I can unconsciously type on this laptop like some kind of Microsoft Beethoven
- After 14 years I still can’t play "Crazy Train" on my Peavey
- People were surprised when George Michael came out of the closet
- Pee Wee gets convicted and O.J. walks
- The united states portrays women in the middle east as being mistreated by being made to be clothed from head to toe while our own american women are injected,
carved and vacuumed to be made sexually appealing - Drug offenders do more time than rapists
- A group of vowels and consonants assembled as “f*ck” can violate laws and other groupings (that mean the same thing) can be socially acceptable
- People see the conveniences in technology, but not the mental and physical retardation associated with it
- Millions of people watched the Vatican waiting for a puff of smoke
- I know more about J. Lo’s relationships than my own
- Philip Morris is the one with the anti-smoking campaign
- We are told to respect our elders (Michael Bolton is older than me)
- Clinton was lame enough to say he did not inhale
- Clinton knew that Americans could stomach a liar more than a pothead
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...a relevant response.