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I heard a guy tonight refer to big titties as tig bitties.
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lynryd skynyrd "simple man"
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Forget your lust for the rich mans gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Wont you do this for me son,
If you can?
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Metal Man  vs.  Lo-Fi Guy
Using All Capital Letters

I was reading a story online about Kanye West. He was upset about a performance of his recently. The article said "Writing Tuesday
on his blog at http://www.kanyeuniversity.com in almost all caps, ...
".  All I could think was what a douche bag he must be.

E-mails are the main form of communication for my job. Usually customers use all caps for phrases or words like NOW, *URGENT*,
and PLEASE. Sometimes they my be pissed enough to get down with their "caps lock" key and do the whole e-mail in caps. That is
the big time. So expressive. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The best is when these fiery souls bring it in all caps, but are using their fat lady in the suburb
s font (Comic Sans). Sometimes there
is a watermark
of a puppy or some dewy roses on the e-mail . It just doesn't work.

Every now and then I have to call these people and they are always as sweet as an old lap dog. Sometimes they apologize for using
all caps. I don't think they realize the insignificance of it all.


Basically I am saying that Kanye is on about the same level as some 237 lb. lady in accounts payable at
an office park in Ft. Wayne
Indiana.
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Priestess - Hello Master
Most of the stuff I blab about on here is old stuff that strikes a memory and has been a part of my
life for years and years.

Priestess' "Hello Master" came out a couple years ago and it changed my life. It made me want
to strut and it made me happy. Most hard rock and metal these days is very self loathing or overly
masculine. The songs on this album would play well on your IPod if they were shuffled with
AC/DC, Van Halen, Mastodon, or Nirvana.

It is completely sincere. Strippers should strip to it and virgins should lose their virginity to it.


The best description that I can give is that it comes across to me as a cross between Queens of
the Stone Age and AC/DC. This album wears cowbell better than any album since Def Leppard's
Hysteria.